By Ann Coulter

It cannot be said often enough that the chief of staff of the United States Army Gen. George Casey responded to a massacre of 13 Americans in which the suspect is a Muslim by saying: Our diversity ... is a strength.
As long as the general has brought it up: Never in recorded history has diversity been anything but a problem. Look at Ireland with its Protestant and Catholic populations Canada with its French and English populations Israel with its Jewish and Palestinian populations.
Or consider the warring factions in India Sri Lanka China Iraq Czechoslovakia (until it happily split up) the Balkans and Chechnya. Also look at the festering hotbeds of tribal warfare -- I mean the beautiful mosaics -- in Third World hellholes like Afghanistan Rwanda and South Central L.A.
Diversity is a difficulty to be overcome not an advantage to be sought. True America does a better job than most at accommodating a diverse population. We also do a better job at curing cancer and containing pollution. But no one goes around mindlessly exclaiming: Cancer is a strength! Pollution is our greatest asset!
By contrast the canard diversity is a strength has now replaced at the end of the day skin in the game blood and treasure jumped the shark boots on the ground horrific (whatever happened to the perfectly good word horrible?) not so much I am shocked shocked to find that gambling is going on here and that went well as Americas most irritating cliche.
We should start making up other nonsense mantras along the lines of diversity is a strength and mindlessly repeating them until they catch on too.
Next time youre at a cocktail party just start saying Chocolate pudding is dramatic irony from time to time. Eventually other people will start saying it without anyone bothering to consider whether it makes sense. Then well do another one: Nicolas Cage is a two-cycle engine.
Before you know it liberals will react to news of a mass murder by muttering Well you know what they say: Nicolas Cage is a two-cycle engine while everyone nods in agreement.
Except mere nonsense makes more sense than diversity is a strength.
If Gen. Caseys wildly inappropriate use of this lunatic cliche in the aftermath of the Fort Hood massacre doesnt kill it nothing will.
Among the worst aspects of Americas diversity is that liberals reaction to a heterogeneous population is to create a pecking order based on alleged victimhood -- as described in electrifying detail in my book Guilty: Liberal Victims and Their Assault on America.
In modern America the guilty are sanctified while the innocent never stop paying -- including with their lives as they did at Fort Hood last week. Points are awarded to aspiring victims for angry self-righteousness acts of violence and general unpleasantness.
But liberals celebrate diversity only in the case of superficial characteristics like race gender sexual preference and country of origin. They reject diversity when we need it such as in diversity of legal forums.
After conferring with everyone at Zabars Obama decided that if a standard civilian trial is good enough for Martha Stewart then its good enough for the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks. So Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is coming to New York!
Mohammeds military tribunal was already under way when Obama came into office stopped the proceedings and eight months later announced that Mohammed would be tried in a federal court in New York.
In a liberals reckoning diversity is good when we have both Muslim jihadists and patriotic Americans serving in the U.S. military. But diversity is bad when Martha Stewart and Khalid Sheikh Mohammed are subjected to different legal tribunals to adjudicate their transgressions.
Terrorists tried in civilian courts will be entitled to the whole panoply of legal protections accorded Stewart or any American charged with a crime such as the presumption of innocence the right to a fair trial the right to exclude evidence obtained in violation of Miranda rights the right to a speedy trial the right to confront ones accusers the right to a change of venue the right to examine the evidence against you and the right to subpoena witnesses and evidence in ones defense.
Members of Congress have it in their power to put an end to this lunacy right now. If they dont they are as complicit in Mohammeds civilian trial as the president. Article I Section 8 and Article III Section 1 of the Constitution give Congress the power to establish the jurisdiction of the lower federal courts and to create exceptions to that jurisdiction.
Congress could pass a statute limiting federal court jurisdiction to individuals not subject to trial before a military tribunal. Any legislator who votes nay on a such a bill will be voting to give foreign terrorists the same legal rights as U.S. citizens -- and more legal rights than members of the U.S. military are entitled to.
In the case of legal proceedings diversity actually is a strength.
Ann Coulter is a columnist and author of Guilty: Liberal Victims and Their Assault On America.