By Ann Coulter

In a fast-changing world a common mistake is to keep fighting the last war.
For example why would Republicans support sending more troops to Afghanistan when that war was long over or helping topple Moammar Gadhafi who had become an ally in the war on terrorism? Some Republicans seem to support all military deployments just out of habit.
For years after the 9/11 terrorist attack on America Democrats hysterically bemoaned any military action especially in Iraq. They claimed to have many precious objections but the truth was they thought we deserved the attack -- or at best both sides were at fault.
So when it came to Obamas pointlessly sending more troops to Afghanistan or foolishly intervening in Libya some Republicans first instinct was to demand muscular American military action forgetting that we are the party that cares about American national security and does not fling troops around the globe just to look tough as the Democrats do.
Republicans who supported sending more troops to Afghanistan and taking out Gadhafi were fighting the last war.
Similarly sometimes it seems as if Republicans only move on the economy is to cut taxes. With the highest corporate tax rate in the world theres much to be said for cutting taxes. But unlike when Reagan ran for president its going to take a lot more than tax cuts to rescue this country from its $16 trillion debt.
When Reagan took office the top marginal tax rate in this country was a staggering 70 percent. Lowering that to 28 percent was an enormous shot in the arm to the economy.
Cutting the top tax rate today from 35 percent to 30 percent -- or even 20 percent -- cannot possibly have the same dramatic effect. Republicans as the only responsible party are going to have to do something thats never been tried before in Washington: Cut government spending.
To keep prattling about cutting taxes rather than cutting our behemoth useless government is fighting the last war.
Finally some Republicans have been fighting the last war in our primaries.
For at least the last half-century -- probably since Abraham Lincoln ran -- there has always been liberal Republican pain in the ass in the GOP primary race. (You can tell who the liberal is by whom The New York Times calls a pragmatic or moderate Republican.)
In 1968 there were two liberals -- Richard Nixon and Nelson Rockefeller -- and one conservative Ronald Reagan who nearly won the nomination.
In 1976 it was Reagan again vs. Gerald Ford (moderate). In 1980 it was Reagan a third time vs. pro-choice voodoo economics George H.W. Bush.
In 1992 it was Pat Buchanan the conservative against Read My Lips betrayer Bush. In 1996 it was again Buchanan against moderate Bob Dole (tax collector for the welfare state in the immortal words of Newt Gingrich).
In 2000 we had conservative George W. Bush against liberal John McCain. In 2008 it was liberal McCain vs. Mitt Romney the conservative.
You will note that liberal Republicans have always stayed liberal Republicans and conservative Republicans have always stayed conservative Republicans. Only their match-ups change.
Until this year.
For the first time the last cycles conservative has been rebranded a liberal by right-wingers eager to resume their battle against liberal Republicans. This years actual liberal Republican much admired by the Non-Fox Media was Jon Huntsman. But he dropped out after the New Hampshire primary.
Mitt Romney isnt a liberal. He isnt even a moderate. And he certainly isnt liked by the Times.
Liberals so loathe Romney that in 2008 their most Christian-phobic columnist Frank Rich was forced to write admiringly about pro-life Christian conservative Mike Huckabee. He may have been a Christian but at least he wasnt Mitt Romney!
Conservatives know perfectly well Romney isnt a moderate -- he was our conservative hero just four years ago!
Indeed when Romney withdrew from the 2008 primary at CPAC that year gallantly throwing his support to the front-runner McCain a college-age Christian standing next to a friend of mine expressed the general sentiment of the 10000 assembled right-wingers by saying This f-ing blows.
But the need to revert to comfortable old roles has forced some right-wingers to designate our 2008 hero as the Rockefeller Republican this time around.
It has nothing to do with the facts. Conservatives who attack Romney as the establishment Republican are behaving like Democrats giving us epithets in lieu of facts.
Perhaps it is because they were asleep at the wheel four years ago when Republicans actually did run a liberal for president that these conservatives feel the need to create an imaginary liberal Republican to oppose ferociously this time.
John McCain was worshipped by the liberal media was the author of the unconstitutional campaign finance law and a global warming bill adamantly supported amnesty for illegal aliens opposed the Bush tax cuts as tax cuts for the rich wanted to shut down Guantanamo called waterboarding torture and viciously attacked Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson as agents of intolerance (and then immediately faxed that speech to The New York Times).
And he was from a conservative state! Where were you people four years ago when we were running him?
By contrast when Romney was governor of Massachusetts every single budget he submitted to the 85 percent Democratic legislature included tax cuts. He became a pro-lifer when it mattered -- while he was governor -- and vetoed a stem cell research bill. He slashed government spending in one of the most liberal states of the union. He is the rare elected Republican who is tough on illegal immigration. He has forcefully denounced Obamas dangerous foreign policy.
But the facts are irrelevant to people busy fighting the last war. Its not about Romney at all but their own posing. Romney is the Emmanuel Goldstein of GOP primary voters looking for a moderate to hate because they fell down on the job last time.
Liberal Republicans always lose. Because he is not a liberal Romney stands a good chance of beating Obama this fall. But if the fantasist posers keep turning this presidential race into their personal Dungeons and Dragons battle against moderates Romneys victory will go into the Liberal Wins column when it is anything but.
Ann Coulter is a columnist and author of Guilty: Liberal Victims and Their Assault On America.