By Ann Coulter

Of all the details surrounding the liberal mob attack on Glenn Beck and his family in New Yorks Bryant Park last Monday night one element stands out. No it wont be like that Dad his daughter said when Beck questioned the wisdom of attending a free outdoor movie showing in a New York park.
People who have never been set upon by a mob of liberals have absolutely no idea what its like to be a publicly recognizable conservative. Even your friends will constantly be telling you: Oh it will be fine. Dont worry. Nothing will happen. This place isnt like that.
Liberals are not like most Americans. They are the biggest pussies on Earth city-bred weaklings who didnt play a sport and have never been in a fight in their entire lives. Their mothers made excuses for them when they threw tantrums and spent way too much time praising them during toilet training.
I could draw a mug shot of every one of Becks tormentors and I wasnt there.
Beck and his family would have been fine at an outdoor rap concert. They would have been fine at a sporting event. They would have been fine at any paid event mostly because people who work for the government and live in rent-controlled apartments would be too cheap to attend.
Only a sad leftist with a crappy job could be so brimming with self-righteousness to harangue a complete stranger in public.
A liberals idea of being a bad-ass is to say vicious things to a conservative public figure who cant afford to strike back. Getting in a strangers face and hurling insults at him knowing full well he has too much at risk to deck you is like baiting a bear chained to a wall.
They are not only exploiting our lawsuit-mad culture they are exploiting other peoples manners. I know Ill be safe because this person has better manners than I do.
These brave-hearts know exactly what they can get away with. They assault a conservative only when its a sucker-punch they outnumber him or he cant fight back for reasons of law or decorum.
Liberals dont get that when youre outnumbering the enemy 100-1 youre not brave.
But theyre not even embarrassed. To the contrary being part of the majority makes liberals feel great! Honey wasnt I amazing? I stood in a crowd of liberals and called that conservative a c**t. Wasnt I awesome?
This is a liberals idea of raw physical courage.
When someone does fight back liberals transform from aggressor to victim in an instant collapsing on the ground and screaming bloody murder. Ive seen it happen in a nearly empty auditorium when there was quite obviously no other human within 5 feet of the gutless invertebrate.
People incapable of conforming to the demands of civilized society are frightening precisely because you never know what else such individuals are capable of. Sometimes -- a lot more often than youve heard about -- liberals do engage in physical violence against conservatives ... and then bravely run away.
Thats why not one person stepped up to aid Beck and his family as they were being catcalled and having wine dumped on them at a nice outdoor gathering.
No one ever steps in. Never not once not ever. (Except at the University of Arizona where college Republicans chased my assailant and broke his collarbone God bless them.)
Most people are shocked into paralysis at the sight of sociopathic liberal behavior. The only ones who arent are the conservatives bodyguards -- and they cant do anything without risking a lawsuit or an arrest.
My hero Tim Profitt is now facing charges for stopping a physical assault on Senate candidate Rand Paul by a crazed woman disguised in a wig.
But the disturbed liberal whose assault Profitt stopped faces no charges -- she instigated the entire confrontation and then instantly claimed victim status. In a better America the cop would say Well you provoked him.
Kentucky prosecutors must be very proud of how they so dutifully hew to the letter of the law (except in the case of Pauls assailant).
Maybe they wouldnt be such good little rules-followers if they ever just once had to face the liberal mob themselves. But if Becks own daughter cant imagine the liberal mob I suppose prosecutors cant be expected to either.
Michael Moore and James Carville can stroll anywhere in America without risking the sort of behavior the Beck family experienced. But all recognizable conservatives are eternally trapped in David Dinkins New York: Simply by virtue of leaving their homes they assume a 20 percent chance of being assaulted.
Bullying is on the rise everywhere in America -- and not just because Obama decided to address it. Its because no one hits back. The message in our entire culture over the last two decades has been: DONT FIGHT!
There were a lot fewer public confrontations when bullies got their faces smashed.
Maybe its time for Beck to pony up some of those millions of dollars hes earned and hire people to rough up the liberal mob or at a minimum to provide a legal defense to those like Profitt who do.
These liberal pukes have never taken a punch in their lives. A sock to the yap would be an eye-opening experience and I believe it would do wonders.
They need to have their behavior corrected. Its a shame this job wasnt done by their parents. It wont be done by the police.
As long as liberals cant be normal and prosecutors cant be reasonable how about a one-punch rule against anyone bothering a stranger in public? Then well see how brave these lactose-intolerant mamas boys are.
Believe me liberal mobbings will stop very quickly after the first toilet-training champion takes his inaugural punch.
Ann Coulter is a columnist and author of Guilty: Liberal Victims and Their Assault On America.