By Katie Kieffer
Hi yah! Hillary Clinton throat punches her female voting base.
You see Ms. Clinton is a proud supporter of the Brooklyn Museum. She admires its high level of service to the community" like showcasing a painting of an African American Virgin Mary collaged with female derrires lifted from pornographic magazines and real elephant dung. Breaking the Glass Ceiling by Cristina Biaggi is yet another masterpiece in the Brooklyn Museums collection. The work features Clinton wearing a black mantle that she uses to enfold a group of women who she has purportedly empoweredmuch like the Virgin Mary is often depicted in sacred art.
From Clintons perspective these artistic displays must not seem racist sexist or hateful. She has said: It is not appropriate to penalize and punish an institution such as the Brooklyn Museum that has served this community with distinction over many years."
Most recently Clinton stood mute as the Brooklyn Museum announced that Miss Piggy would receive its prestigious Sackler Center First Award. The Brooklyn Museums website declares:
The 2015 Sackler Center First Awards honors performer actor writer and icon Miss Piggy for more than forty years of blazing feminist trails with determination and humor and for her groundbreaking role inspiring generations the world over."
Miss Piggy is a puppet unlike past recipients of the award who have been
humans. She is a stuffed a toy hog bereft of brain and heart. In her forty-plus years of existence as a puppet Piggy has been primarily played and voiced by men. In other words Piggy is literally a puppet who depends on men for her life and voice. Which does not sound very empowering or independent.
There are thousands of real American women who deserve recognition for their courage philanthropy or innovation. Instead caricatures like Miss Piggy and Julia (Obamas cartoon woman who magically gave birth to and raised a son without any form of father) are held up as role models by our political leaders.
Its a bit ironic that the same women who idolize Michelle Obamas muscular arms are honoring Miss Piggya gal who revels in unhealthy eating and fitness habits. Piggy is famous for her Snackercise" planwhich prescribes working out by raiding the refrigerator.
Isnt it interesting that Clintons beloved museum is honoring a female puppet with a quick temper and thin skin? When four Americans died in Benghazi and some members of Congress questioned Clintons competence as Secretary of State she famously screeched
What difference does it make? Likewise Piggy is famous for screaming
Hi yah!" while throwing a violent karate chop.
I thought feminism was about motivating women to make their own waywithout relying on men. Apparently I thought wrong.
Who should ask whom out? As long as hes paying who cares?" and
There is no one on the planet to compare with moi" are examples of Piggys classic parasitic lines.
Rather than empowering women to speak their minds and be proud of who they are she encourages deceit. For example:
Love ... trust … honesty. If you love each other then hell trust you even when you cant be totally honest with him and
If you place an ad in the Personals" Moi has only one word of advice: lie."
Overall Piggys puppet character is very superficial
(There is only one gift you should accept on your first date: DIAMONDS") and entitled
(If at first you dont succeed complain loudly until they give it to you")rather than sincere competent and confident.
Im calling out Hillary Clinton here and now. If you truly want to help women advance then show them what it means to support themselves on their own without deceit; without becoming a puppet for a man (i.e. standing by Slick Willie and using him to advance your own political career); and without making everything about you.
Otherwise Miss Hillie you dont care about women. You only care about buying their votes. Like Miss Piggy you put moi" first. You fight dirtythrowing metaphorical karate chops in the air when things dont go your way. Well now you are exposed.
Hi yah!
Katie Kieffer is the author of a new book published by Random House
LET ME BE CLEAR: Barack Obamas War on Millennials and One Womans Case for Hope." She writes a weekly column for Townhall.com. She also runs
KatieKieffer.com