If you believe The 2016 Mitt Romney Edition Donald Trump is the most corrupt candidate to ever run for the White House and we must all oppose The Donald and vote for Mitts and Jebs love child little Marco Rubio.
Love child never meant to be Love child (scorned by) society Love child always second best Love child different from the rest
Sorry about that.
I got a little lost there for a wee bit.
I started channeling Diana Ross after I mentioned Rubios name.
Weird eh?
Anyway. Where was I?
Oh yeah. I was talking about Mitts on-high exhortation to us poor bamboozled plebeians ... the unthinking rubes of Obamaland ... whore so easily led astray ... whore so lost in space that were in need of The 2016 Mitt Romney Edition to point us to the North Star and take us by the hand and lead our lost backsides to the Romney Promised Land glory to God.
Help us Mitt! Help us!
Now granted The 2016 Mitt Romney Edition didnt come right out and say to Vote for Marco Pequeo " but Romney definitely did rag on Trump like a bitter ex-girlfriend scalding her former favored flame.
Yes I said it.
Once upon a time Mitt was madly in love with Donald.
I dont know what happened but The 2012 Mitt Romney Edition not to be confused with the all new 2016 Mitt Romney Edition once doted over Donald and courted his favor like a love sick puppy.
Matter of fact in 2012 Paul Anka wrote this...
And they called it puppy love Oh I guess theyll never know How a young Mitt really feels And why he loves Donald so
… after watching Mitt pursue Trumps endorsement (and his money) in the last Presidential election.
But that was then and this is now and obviously Mitts bitter. I mean... wow. That screed he gave last week against Donald was the exact opposite (and I mean the exact opposite) of what Willard once waxed eloquently about with his then-love interest Donald J. Trump.
So why doth Romney rage?
Well Im guessin it has less to do with patriotism and more to do with personal pettiness and political envy.
But then again hell if I know and heck if I care.
That said there is one thing Id like to bring up that I really havent heard addressed and I kind of find interesting namely ... Trumps kids are very impressive.
Which is really weird because if you listen to and believe Donalds detractors like Mitt one would think he wouldve spawned kids that would make Miley Cyrus look like a penitent nun.
Yall help me here. Im confused.
If Trumps such an evil SOB of shoddy character with no moral compass who doesnt really love America then why are his kids so sharp solid smart and a great addition to this grand American experiment in self-governance?
Youd think that such a supposed scalawag would have kids whod give the Kardashians crass clan a run for their sex-tape money. But no. Donald Jr. Eric and Ivanka are brilliant and I would bet that they make most of the Donald haters adult children look like unaccomplished booger-pickin chuckleheads. But I could very possibly be wrong.
By the way I know several people who talk major crap about the comb-over candidate and yet Trumps kids trump their twenty-something louts hands down. No contest.
I believe Spider-Man once said that a tree is known by its fruit" and wisdom is vindicated by its children."
No wait... that wasnt Spider-Man. It was Jesus. Stupid me. Anyway … the point is that who a person is gets reduced down to and showcased within their children.
Awww ... did that hurt?
Look dont shoot me. Jesus said it not moi. Take it up with him.
Paul not The Beatle but the Apostle said that one of the qualifications for a leader in the church is that he must have dignified children in all things; and if his children are whacked well ... he cant lead; because if he cant lead his own house then why the heck should he lead a church?
Thats tight but its right. Its not observed any longer by most churches but it used to be. But I digress...
Succinctly if your kids are mess then you shouldnt tell us how to live. In the words of songwriter Jonathan Edwards f you cant even run your own life Ill be damned if youll run mine sunshine."
Now granted Trumps not a minister of the gospel but like I said I do find it interesting that not one but the whole lot of Trumps brood are grade A non-drug-booze-government tit-addled-indolent-leeches but pretty amazing young charges who bring excellence to this game of life and heretofore honor to the Trump name.
Finally as one of my old and wise now deceased mentors once told me: if you want to know what a man is truly made of then look no further than his children."
Doug Giles is the Big Dawg at ClashDaily.com and the Co-Owner of The Safari Cigar Company. Follow him onFacebook and Twitter. And check out his new book Rise Kill and Eat: A Theology of Hunting from Genesis to Revelation.
If you believe The 2016 Mitt Romney Edition Donald Trump is the most corrupt candidate to ever run for the White House and we must all oppose The Donald and vote for Mitts and Jebs love child little Marco Rubio.
Love child never meant to be Love child (scorned by) society Love child always second best Love child different from the rest
Sorry about that.
I got a little lost there for a wee bit.
I started channeling Diana Ross after I mentioned Rubios name.
Weird eh?
Anyway. Where was I?
Oh yeah. I was talking about Mitts on-high exhortation to us poor bamboozled plebeians ... the unthinking rubes of Obamaland ... whore so easily led astray ... whore so lost in space that were in need of The 2016 Mitt Romney Edition to point us to the North Star and take us by the hand and lead our lost backsides to the Romney Promised Land glory to God.
Help us Mitt! Help us!
Now granted The 2016 Mitt Romney Edition didnt come right out and say to Vote for Marco Pequeo " but Romney definitely did rag on Trump like a bitter ex-girlfriend scalding her former favored flame.
Yes I said it.
Once upon a time Mitt was madly in love with Donald.
I dont know what happened but The 2012 Mitt Romney Edition not to be confused with the all new 2016 Mitt Romney Edition once doted over Donald and courted his favor like a love sick puppy.
Matter of fact in 2012 Paul Anka wrote this...
And they called it puppy love Oh I guess theyll never know How a young Mitt really feels And why he loves Donald so
… after watching Mitt pursue Trumps endorsement (and his money) in the last Presidential election.
But that was then and this is now and obviously Mitts bitter. I mean... wow. That screed he gave last week against Donald was the exact opposite (and I mean the exact opposite) of what Willard once waxed eloquently about with his then-love interest Donald J. Trump.
So why doth Romney rage?
Well Im guessin it has less to do with patriotism and more to do with personal pettiness and political envy.
But then again hell if I know and heck if I care.
That said there is one thing Id like to bring up that I really havent heard addressed and I kind of find interesting namely ... Trumps kids are very impressive.
Which is really weird because if you listen to and believe Donalds detractors like Mitt one would think he wouldve spawned kids that would make Miley Cyrus look like a penitent nun.
Yall help me here. Im confused.
If Trumps such an evil SOB of shoddy character with no moral compass who doesnt really love America then why are his kids so sharp solid smart and a great addition to this grand American experiment in self-governance?
Youd think that such a supposed scalawag would have kids whod give the Kardashians crass clan a run for their sex-tape money. But no. Donald Jr. Eric and Ivanka are brilliant and I would bet that they make most of the Donald haters adult children look like unaccomplished booger-pickin chuckleheads. But I could very possibly be wrong.
By the way I know several people who talk major crap about the comb-over candidate and yet Trumps kids trump their twenty-something louts hands down. No contest.
I believe Spider-Man once said that a tree is known by its fruit" and wisdom is vindicated by its children."
No wait... that wasnt Spider-Man. It was Jesus. Stupid me. Anyway … the point is that who a person is gets reduced down to and showcased within their children.
Awww ... did that hurt?
Look dont shoot me. Jesus said it not moi. Take it up with him.
Paul not The Beatle but the Apostle said that one of the qualifications for a leader in the church is that he must have dignified children in all things; and if his children are whacked well ... he cant lead; because if he cant lead his own house then why the heck should he lead a church?
Thats tight but its right. Its not observed any longer by most churches but it used to be. But I digress...
Succinctly if your kids are mess then you shouldnt tell us how to live. In the words of songwriter Jonathan Edwards f you cant even run your own life Ill be damned if youll run mine sunshine."
Now granted Trumps not a minister of the gospel but like I said I do find it interesting that not one but the whole lot of Trumps brood are grade A non-drug-booze-government tit-addled-indolent-leeches but pretty amazing young charges who bring excellence to this game of life and heretofore honor to the Trump name.
Finally as one of my old and wise now deceased mentors once told me: if you want to know what a man is truly made of then look no further than his children."
Doug Giles is the Big Dawg at ClashDaily.com and the Co-Owner of The Safari Cigar Company. Follow him onFacebook and Twitter. And check out his new book Rise Kill and Eat: A Theology of Hunting from Genesis to Revelation.
