Lets All Surrender Our Weapons -- You First!

By Ann Coulter width=65The rash of recent shooting incidents has led people who wouldnt know an AK-47 from a paintball gun to issue demands for more restrictions on guns. To be sure its hard to find any factor in these shootings that could be responsible -- other than the gun. So far this years public multiple shootings were committed by: -- Richard Poplawski 23 product of a broken family expelled from high school and dishonorably discharged from the Marines who killed three policemen in Pittsburgh. -- Former crack addict Jiverly Wong 41 who told co-workers America sucks yet somehow was not offered a job as a speechwriter for Barack Obama who blockaded his victims in a civic center in Binghamton N.Y. and shot as many people as he could before killing himself. -- Robert Stewart 45 a three-time divorcee and high school dropout with violent tendencies -- according to one of his ex-wives -- who shot up the nursing home in Carthage N.C. where his newly estranged wife worked. -- Lovelle Mixon 26 a paroled felon struggling to get his life back on track by pimping who shot four cops in Oakland Calif. -- before eventually being shot himself. -- Twenty-eight-year-old Michael McLendon child of divorce living with his mother and boycotting family funerals because he hated his relatives who killed 10 of those relatives and their neighbors in Samson Ala. It might make more sense to outlaw men than guns. Or divorce. Or crack. Or to prohibit felons from having guns. Except we already outlaw crack and felons owning guns and yet still somehow Wong got crack and Mixon got a gun. After being pulled over for a routine traffic violation Lovelle Mixon did exactly what they teach in drivers ed by immediately shooting four cops. Mixons supporters held a posthumous rally in his honor claiming he shot the cops only in self-defense which I take it includes the cop Mixon shot while the officer was lying on the ground. I guess Mixon also raped that 12-year-old girl in self-defense. Clearly the pimping industry has lost a good man. I wish Id known him. I tip my green velvet fedora with the dollar signs all over it to him. Why do the good ones always die young? Pimps I mean. Liberals tolerate rallies on behalf of cop-killers but they prohibit law-abiding citizens working at community centers in Binghamton N.Y. from being armed to defend themselves from disturbed crack-addicted America-haters like Jiverly Wong. Its something in liberals DNA: They think they can pass a law eliminating guns and nuclear weapons but teenagers having sex is completely beyond our control. The demand for more gun control in response to any crime involving a gun is exactly like Obamas response to North Koreas openly belligerent act of launching a long-range missile this week: Obama leapt to action by calling for worldwide nuclear disarmament. If the SAT test were used to determine how stupid a liberal is one question would be: The best defense against lawless rogues who possess _______ is for law-abiding individuals to surrender their own _______________. Correct answer: Guns. We would also have accepted nuclear weapons. Obama explained that the United States has a moral responsibility to lead disarmament efforts because America is the only nuclear power to have used a nuclear weapon. So dont go feeling all morally superior to a country whose business model consists of exporting heroin nuclear bombs and counterfeit U.S. dollars and of importing Swedish prostitutes you yahoo Americans with your little flag lapel pins. On the other hand the Japanese havent acted up much in the last say 64 years ... Fortunately our sailors didnt wait around for Obama to save them when Somali pirates boarded their ship this week. Stop right now or Ill ask the U.N. to remind the international community that the U.S. is not at war with Somali pirates. Gun-toting Americans are clearly more self-sufficient than the sissy Europeans. This is great news for everyone except Barney Frank whos always secretly wondered what it would be like to be taken by a Somali pirate. Police -- whom I gather liberals intend to continue having guns -- and intrepid U.N. resolution drafters cant be everywhere all the time. If a single civilian in that Binghamton community center had been armed instead of 14 dead there might have only been one or two -- including the shooter. In the end the cops didnt stop Wong. His killing spree ended only when he decided to stop and he killed himself. The shooter will eventually run out of ammo strategy may not be the best one for stopping deranged multiple murderers. But its highly unlikely that any community center in the entire state would be safe from a disturbed former crack-addict like Wong because New Yorks restrictive gun laws require a citizen to prove he has a need for a gun to obtain a concealed carry permit. Instead of having Planned Parenthood distribute condoms in schools they ought get the NRA to pass out revolvers. It would save more lives. Ann Coulter is a columnist and author of Guilty: Liberal Victim and Their Assault On America.
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