Apart from finding out that Barack Obama did far worse in his re-election than nearly any other incumbent who won re-election the only thing that perked me up after Nov. 6 was coming across a Time magazine published after the 2004 election when George W. Bush won a second term.
In the mirror image of all the 2012 post-election analyses the Democrats were said to be finished out of ideas hopelessly unpopular. Its like watching MSNBC with the word Democrats replaced with Republicans.
Democrats had thrown everything they had into beating Bush crushing the Howard Dean wing of their party and running a moderate -- a Vietnam veteran no less! They had George Soros Michael Moore and Code Pink working like fiends to topple Bush.
Still they lost to an incumbent. As Time noted the Democrats had lost five of the past seven presidential elections.
But the pendulum swings. The Democrats came roaring back in 2006 and again in 2008. Theres no reason Republicans cant do the same unburdened by having to run against an incumbent in 2016.
Unless Marco Rubio has his way.
The Democrats never change their ideas; they change the voters. For decades Democrats have been working feverishly to create more Democrats by encouraging divorce (another Democratic voter!) illegitimacy (another Democratic voter!) and Third World immigration (another Democratic voter!).
Strangely some Republicans seem determined to create more Democratic voters too. That will be the primary result of Sen. Marco Rubios amnesty plan.
ITS NOT AMNESTY! Rubios proponents cry. They seem to think they can bully Republicans the way the Democrats do by controlling the language.
Rubios bill is nothing but amnesty. It isnt even amnesty thinly disguised as border enforcement. This is a wolf in wolfs clothing.
Despite all the blather about how Rubio demands Enforcement First! the very first thing his proposal does is make illegal aliens legal. (Dont call them illegal aliens!)
The ability to live and work legally in America is the most valuable commodity in the world; its the Hope Diamond of the universe. I know young well-educated Canadians who waited a decade for that privilege.
Step One of Marco Rubios plan is: Grant illegal aliens the right to live and work in America legally. (Rubios first move in poker: Fold.)
People who have broken our laws will thus leap ahead of millions of foreigners dying to immigrate here but -- unwilling to enter illegally -- waiting patiently in their own countries.
The only thing the newly legalized illegal immigrants wont get immediately is citizenship. Rubio claims that under his plan they wont be able to vote or go on welfare. But in practice theyll have to wait only until the ACLU finds a judge to say otherwise.
Even under Rubios scheme all the children born to the 11 million newly legalized illegals will be instant citizens able to collect welfare for their whole families and vote as soon as they are old enough.
Which wont be long: The vast majority of illegal aliens are Hispanic and Hispanics have a higher teen birthrate than any other ethnic group. In California a majority of all Hispanic births are illegitimate. Thats a lot of Democratic voters coming.
And look how great thats turned out! With Hispanics on track to become the largest ethnic group in California this year the state that gave us Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan is incapable of electing any Republican statewide anymore. Taxes keep going up and theres no one left to pay the bill.
That will be our entire country if Republicans fall for Rubios phony Enforcement First! plan. Perplexingly some Republicans seem determined to turn the whole nation into California in the foolish hope of winning one last election.
No border can be secure when the pot of gold on the other side is an American green card. (Again playing games with language Rubio doesnt call the right to legally live and work here a green card but in practical effect thats what it is.)
So when exactly does the enforcement part of Rubios Enforcement First! plan kick in? Answer: Never.
Or rather enforcement becomes both impossible -- because nothing will stop them if legalization is the lure -- and irrelevant -- because theres no penalty for leaving the border wide open.
Even if enforcement fails are the 11 million illegals already legalized by Rubio going to be asked to leave? Of course not.
Texas Sen. Ted Cruz is a Republican who -- as a Princeton and Harvard Law graduate -- does not yearn for strange new respect from the elites. This week he said of Rubios amnesty plan: To allow those who came here illegally to be placed on such a path is both inconsistent with rule of law and profoundly unfair to the millions of legal immigrants who waited years if not decades to come to America legally.
If only other Republicans didnt ride the tea party to victory before realizing they really just want to be John McCain.
Ann Coulter is a columnist and author of Guilty: Liberal Victims and Their Assault On America.
Apart from finding out that Barack Obama did far worse in his re-election than nearly any other incumbent who won re-election the only thing that perked me up after Nov. 6 was coming across a Time magazine published after the 2004 election when George W. Bush won a second term.
In the mirror image of all the 2012 post-election analyses the Democrats were said to be finished out of ideas hopelessly unpopular. Its like watching MSNBC with the word Democrats replaced with Republicans.
Democrats had thrown everything they had into beating Bush crushing the Howard Dean wing of their party and running a moderate -- a Vietnam veteran no less! They had George Soros Michael Moore and Code Pink working like fiends to topple Bush.
Still they lost to an incumbent. As Time noted the Democrats had lost five of the past seven presidential elections.
But the pendulum swings. The Democrats came roaring back in 2006 and again in 2008. Theres no reason Republicans cant do the same unburdened by having to run against an incumbent in 2016.
Unless Marco Rubio has his way.
The Democrats never change their ideas; they change the voters. For decades Democrats have been working feverishly to create more Democrats by encouraging divorce (another Democratic voter!) illegitimacy (another Democratic voter!) and Third World immigration (another Democratic voter!).
Strangely some Republicans seem determined to create more Democratic voters too. That will be the primary result of Sen. Marco Rubios amnesty plan.
ITS NOT AMNESTY! Rubios proponents cry. They seem to think they can bully Republicans the way the Democrats do by controlling the language.
Rubios bill is nothing but amnesty. It isnt even amnesty thinly disguised as border enforcement. This is a wolf in wolfs clothing.
Despite all the blather about how Rubio demands Enforcement First! the very first thing his proposal does is make illegal aliens legal. (Dont call them illegal aliens!)
The ability to live and work legally in America is the most valuable commodity in the world; its the Hope Diamond of the universe. I know young well-educated Canadians who waited a decade for that privilege.
Step One of Marco Rubios plan is: Grant illegal aliens the right to live and work in America legally. (Rubios first move in poker: Fold.)
People who have broken our laws will thus leap ahead of millions of foreigners dying to immigrate here but -- unwilling to enter illegally -- waiting patiently in their own countries.
The only thing the newly legalized illegal immigrants wont get immediately is citizenship. Rubio claims that under his plan they wont be able to vote or go on welfare. But in practice theyll have to wait only until the ACLU finds a judge to say otherwise.
Even under Rubios scheme all the children born to the 11 million newly legalized illegals will be instant citizens able to collect welfare for their whole families and vote as soon as they are old enough.
Which wont be long: The vast majority of illegal aliens are Hispanic and Hispanics have a higher teen birthrate than any other ethnic group. In California a majority of all Hispanic births are illegitimate. Thats a lot of Democratic voters coming.
And look how great thats turned out! With Hispanics on track to become the largest ethnic group in California this year the state that gave us Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan is incapable of electing any Republican statewide anymore. Taxes keep going up and theres no one left to pay the bill.
That will be our entire country if Republicans fall for Rubios phony Enforcement First! plan. Perplexingly some Republicans seem determined to turn the whole nation into California in the foolish hope of winning one last election.
No border can be secure when the pot of gold on the other side is an American green card. (Again playing games with language Rubio doesnt call the right to legally live and work here a green card but in practical effect thats what it is.)
So when exactly does the enforcement part of Rubios Enforcement First! plan kick in? Answer: Never.
Or rather enforcement becomes both impossible -- because nothing will stop them if legalization is the lure -- and irrelevant -- because theres no penalty for leaving the border wide open.
Even if enforcement fails are the 11 million illegals already legalized by Rubio going to be asked to leave? Of course not.
Texas Sen. Ted Cruz is a Republican who -- as a Princeton and Harvard Law graduate -- does not yearn for strange new respect from the elites. This week he said of Rubios amnesty plan: To allow those who came here illegally to be placed on such a path is both inconsistent with rule of law and profoundly unfair to the millions of legal immigrants who waited years if not decades to come to America legally.
If only other Republicans didnt ride the tea party to victory before realizing they really just want to be John McCain.
Ann Coulter is a columnist and author of Guilty: Liberal Victims and Their Assault On America.
