By Michelle Malkin

There arent Greek columns tall or wide enough to camouflage Barack Obamas impending North Carolina catastrophe. In September the campaigner-in-chief will travel to Charlotte for his partys presidential nominating convention. For once the incurable jetsetter may wish he had stayed home.
Obamas stage managers envision a triumphant unifying coronation reminiscent of their 2008 DNC production in Denver. But the southern swing state is turning into a Democratic disaster zone.
Start with the North Carolina Democratic Party. At the state party convention last week Obama for America was AWOL. The glaring absence of high-level national Obama surrogates was noted as odd according to the Charlotte News and Observer. Theres good reason to steer clear. The party is embroiled in a sordid sex scandal that wont go away.
Earlier this year former party communications staffer Adriadn Ortega 26 accused former NCDP executive director Jay Parmley of repeated sexual harassment and physical groping. Documents leaked to the conservative Daily Caller news site revealed a hush-hush financial settlement involving the two men. Ortega was fired; Parmley resigned; state Democrats went into panic mode.
If this hits the media the Democratic Party our candidates and our credibility are doomed in this election a local candidate complained to NCDP chairman David Parker. A defiant Parker resisted statewide calls (including a desperate request from outgoing Democratic Gov. Beverly Perdue) to resign. Ortega filed a defamation suit against Parker and the NCDP last week. The White House which has trumpeted its stand against workplace harassment has been mute on the story.
Other Democrats are boycotting North Carolina to avoid an entirely different taint: the scandal-plagued president himself. By TheDaily.coms count at least seven Democratic officials will skip Obama-palooza: New York Democratic Reps. Bill Owens and Kathy Hochul; Pennsylvania Democratic Rep. Mark Critz; three endangered Democratic politicians from West Virginia Gov. Earl Ray Tomblin Sen. Joe Manchin and Rep. Nick Rahall; and Utah Democratic Rep. Jim Matheson.
The Democratic boycotters have dinged Obama on everything from his election-year illegal alien amnesty power grab to his failed jobs programs to his destructive war on coal. While Forward! may be the official Obama campaign slogan Back Away! is quickly becoming the dissenting Democrats rallying cry.
Moderate Democrats arent the only ones refusing to put on the party hats and sing Kumbaya. North Carolina is riling Obamas left flank too. And national media outlets are noticing. In a piece on the DNC going awry Bloomberg News reported:
Voters just approved a state constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage which conflicts with Obamas view on the issue. Convention fundraising has been slow and labor unions tapped to fill the financial gap are angry the convention will be in a city -- Charlotte -- with no unionized hotels and in a state where compulsory union membership or the payment of dues is prohibited as an employment condition.
Thousands of anarchists socialists and professional agitators also plan on protesting in Charlotte. After giving Mr. Hollow Hope and Change a first-term pass self-declared progressives cant ignore Team Obamas in-your-face decision to deliver his presidential nomination acceptance speech at bailed-out Bank of America Stadium. As Ive reported previously:
--The financially troubled bank snagged a middle-of-the-night taxpayer-funded $45 billion banking bailout in 2008 and an estimated $931 billion in secret federal emergency loans.
--In 2008 B of As political action committee gave its biggest contributions to Obama totaling $421000.
--After purchasing junk mortgage company Countrywide BofA agreed to pay $50 million in restitution payments for Countrywide subprime loan fraudster and Democratic fat cat Angelo Mozilo and one of his underlings.
Disgruntled leftists. Disgruntled centrists. Disgruntled unions. Disgruntled corporate donors. Sexual harassment scandal. Fundraising woes. And to top it all off: unrepentant class-warfare hypocrisy packaged as The Peoples Convention and brought to you by Bank of America. The DNC promises to be a public relations nightmare for Obamas optics geniuses. Too bad he cant send his autopen instead.
Michelle Malkin is the author of Culture of Corruption: Obama and his Team of Tax Cheats Crooks & Cronies (Regnery 2010).