The New York Times front-page article last Saturday on Donald J. Trumps dealings with women forced me into a weekend of self-examination. As much as I support Trump this isnt a cult of personality. Hes not Mao Kim Jong-un or L. Ron Hubbard. We can like our candidates but still acknowledge their flaws. No ones perfect.
I admit there are some things about Trump that give me pause. Im sure these will come out eventually so Im just going to list them.
First and this is corroborated by five contemporaneous witnesses in 1978 Trump violently raped Juanita Broaddrick in a Little Rock Arkansas hotel room then as he was leaving looked at her bloody lip and said Better put some ice on that" oh wait Im terribly sorry. Did I say Trump? I didnt mean Trump I meant Bill Clinton.
Hang on here we go! Knowing full well about Bill Clintons proclivity to sexually assault women about three weeks after that rape Trump cornered Broaddrick at a party and said pointedly I just want you to know how much Bill and I appreciate the things you do for him. Do you understand? Everything you do."
No! My mistake! That wasnt Trump either. That was Hillary Clinton. … But this next one Im sure was Trump.
In the early 1990s Trump invited a young female staffer to his hotel room at the Excelsior Hotel in Little Rock dropped his pants and said Kiss it" WAIT A SECOND!
I dont know how this keeps happening. That was Bill Clinton. Please bear with me its late at night and my notes are jumbled.
As CEO of an organization Trump had a female employee just months out of her teens perform oral sex on him while he made business calls. That girls name was Monica Lewin No! Wrong again! That was Bill Clinton too! Please dont stop reading. Let me find my Trump notes …
What I meant was that Trump was the one who later smeared that girl as a delusional stalker. She may have volunteered for the sex at around age 20 but Monica Lewinsky didnt volunteer to be slandered! And yet this fiend this user-of-women this retrograde misogynist Donald Trump deployed his journalist friends like Sidney Blumenthal to spread rumors that Monica was a stalker trying to blackmail the president.
Oh boythis is embarrassing. This must seem very sloppy. That wasnt Trump either; it was Hillary Clinton.
There must be something here that was Trump … Here! I have one.
When an attractive woman desperately in need of a job came to Trumps office in 1993 instead of helping he lunged at her kissed her on the mouth grabbed her breast and put her hand on his genitals. He later told a mistress that the claim was absurd because the woman Kathleen Willey had such small breasts.
Uh-oh youre not going to believe this but yep that was Bill Clinton.
This one Im sure was Trump. In January 1992 Trump went on 60 Minutes" to slime nightclub singer Gennifer Flowers knowing full well she was telling the truth. He implied she belonged in a loony bin telling millions of viewers every time she called distraught … she said sort of wacky things."
Dammit! I dont know how this keeps happening. That wasnt Trump! That was Hillary smearing one of her husbands sexual conquests.
Lets just go back to the Times story based on months of investigation and interviews with hundreds of women. Ill give it to you straight: When Trump was at the New York Military Academy as a teenager one person who knew him said and this is corroborated by two other witnesses: Donald was extremely sensitive to whether or not the women he invited to campus were pretty."
I almost threw up reading that. I am physically ill.
The New York Times front-page article last Saturday on Donald J. Trumps dealings with women forced me into a weekend of self-examination. As much as I support Trump this isnt a cult of personality. Hes not Mao Kim Jong-un or L. Ron Hubbard. We can like our candidates but still acknowledge their flaws. No ones perfect.
I admit there are some things about Trump that give me pause. Im sure these will come out eventually so Im just going to list them.
First and this is corroborated by five contemporaneous witnesses in 1978 Trump violently raped Juanita Broaddrick in a Little Rock Arkansas hotel room then as he was leaving looked at her bloody lip and said Better put some ice on that" oh wait Im terribly sorry. Did I say Trump? I didnt mean Trump I meant Bill Clinton.
Hang on here we go! Knowing full well about Bill Clintons proclivity to sexually assault women about three weeks after that rape Trump cornered Broaddrick at a party and said pointedly I just want you to know how much Bill and I appreciate the things you do for him. Do you understand? Everything you do."
No! My mistake! That wasnt Trump either. That was Hillary Clinton. … But this next one Im sure was Trump.
In the early 1990s Trump invited a young female staffer to his hotel room at the Excelsior Hotel in Little Rock dropped his pants and said Kiss it" WAIT A SECOND!
I dont know how this keeps happening. That was Bill Clinton. Please bear with me its late at night and my notes are jumbled.
As CEO of an organization Trump had a female employee just months out of her teens perform oral sex on him while he made business calls. That girls name was Monica Lewin No! Wrong again! That was Bill Clinton too! Please dont stop reading. Let me find my Trump notes …
What I meant was that Trump was the one who later smeared that girl as a delusional stalker. She may have volunteered for the sex at around age 20 but Monica Lewinsky didnt volunteer to be slandered! And yet this fiend this user-of-women this retrograde misogynist Donald Trump deployed his journalist friends like Sidney Blumenthal to spread rumors that Monica was a stalker trying to blackmail the president.
Oh boythis is embarrassing. This must seem very sloppy. That wasnt Trump either; it was Hillary Clinton.
There must be something here that was Trump … Here! I have one.
When an attractive woman desperately in need of a job came to Trumps office in 1993 instead of helping he lunged at her kissed her on the mouth grabbed her breast and put her hand on his genitals. He later told a mistress that the claim was absurd because the woman Kathleen Willey had such small breasts.
Uh-oh youre not going to believe this but yep that was Bill Clinton.
This one Im sure was Trump. In January 1992 Trump went on 60 Minutes" to slime nightclub singer Gennifer Flowers knowing full well she was telling the truth. He implied she belonged in a loony bin telling millions of viewers every time she called distraught … she said sort of wacky things."
Dammit! I dont know how this keeps happening. That wasnt Trump! That was Hillary smearing one of her husbands sexual conquests.
Lets just go back to the Times story based on months of investigation and interviews with hundreds of women. Ill give it to you straight: When Trump was at the New York Military Academy as a teenager one person who knew him said and this is corroborated by two other witnesses: Donald was extremely sensitive to whether or not the women he invited to campus were pretty."
I almost threw up reading that. I am physically ill.
