Christmas Came Early This Year for Conservatives

By Susan Stamper Brown With unemployment at a 17-year low and the stock market at an all-time high 2.2 million new jobs created in eleven months pro-U.S. Constitution judges packing the justice system and Planned Parenthood under investigation -- its fair to say Christmas came early this year. We have so many blessings for which to be thankful most of which werent even on our wish lists: The Clinton Dynasty is dead. Santa delivered this gift early with a Clark Griswold-sized red bow after forty years of lies scandals and corruption. The former philanderer-in-chief and his crooked no-good lying scandalous sidekick are finally banished from politics. Hallelujah! Amen! Praise the Lord and pass the green bean casserole! Every time Democrats accuse Republicans of something it boomerangs back. Democrats Russia collusion accusations backfired now their sticky fingerprints are everywhere from the Obama administration gifting Russia with twenty percent of Americas uranium to the fake and felonious Fusion GPS Trump dossier. For more than a year Democrats barked about Trump and Russia collusion while they were secretly sleeping with the dogs by cuddling with the Kremlin. Democrats efforts to sink a sitting president has sunk them. If Hillary had won it would be status quo in leftist world and the sexual harassment scandals now exposed wouldve remained under the covers literally. Democrats would have continued sexually assaulting one another like it was normal. Harvey Weinstein would still be their best bud and Matt Lauer would have stayed at his job with his finger poised on the secret" door-lock button. Its the hap-hap-happiest Christmas ever because the light of truth finally shined on the Democratic Party to expose that it isnt the party of women after all. President Trump recognized Jerusalem as Israels capital. The Christmas song Oh Little Town of Bethlehem" takes on special significance this year thanks to Trumps acknowledgement. Trump said doing so is nothing more or less than a recognition of reality" but Democrats have turned it into a full-blown four-alarm holiday emergency" as Griswold might say. They are running around bah-humbugging Trump while the rest of us break out in the Hallelujah Chorus because we finally have a president who has intestinal fortitude something that has been absent for decades. The left is upset that their made-up version of history" was all but run over by a reindeer. Rejoice for the light of truth has exposed the mainstream media. Most of the mainstream medias coverage of Trump during and after the election was as unfair unbalanced and hypocritical as the Washington Posts new slogan: Democracy Dies in Darkness." Their dishonest antics exposed them as leftist tools whose news reporting" is about as intelligent as Griswolds cousin Eddie who admitted he had nothing between the ground and his brains but a piece of government plastic." Heres a better motto for the mainstream media: Truth Lives in Light--Report It. Much of what we could possibly want for Christmas has been delivered to us by an unexpected and unlikely Santa" who is really no Santa at all. Deck those halls yall its no coincidence that Trumps presidency is being Divinely used to shake up and wake up America by exposing deep-seated perversion darkness and corruption. God once spoke through a jackass so he can surely use an elephant to get his point across.  Have yourselves a Merry Christmas folks because that flawed guy with funny tweets is being used by God to bring about good.