Happy Kwanzaa! The Holiday Brought To You By The FBI

By Ann Coulter Kwanzaa celebrated exclusively by white liberals is a fake holiday invented in 1966 by black radical/FBI stooge Ron Karenga -- aka Dr. Maulana Karenga founder of United Slaves the violent nationalist rival to the Black Panthers. In the annals of the American 60s Karenga was the Father Gapon stooge of the czarist police. In what was ultimately a foolish gambit during the madness of the 60s the FBI encouraged the most extreme black nationalist organizations in order to discredit and split the left. The more preposterous the group the better. (Its the same function Madonna and Martin Sheen serve today.) By that criterion Karengas United Slaves was perfect. Despite modern perceptions that blend all the black activists of the 60s the Black Panthers did not hate whites. Although some of their most high-profile leaders were drug dealers and murderers they did not seek armed revolution. Those were the precepts of Karengas United Slaves. The United Slaves were proto-fascists walking around in dashikis gunning down Black Panthers and adopting invented African names. (I will not be shooting any Black Panthers next week because I am Kwanzaa-reform and we are not that observant.) Its as if David Duke invented a holiday called Anglika which he based on the philosophy of Mein Kampf -- and clueless public school teachers began celebrating the made-up racist holiday. Whether Karenga was a willing FBI dupe or just a dupe remains unclear. In the category of the-gentleman-doth-protest-too-much back in the 70s Karenga was quick to criticize Nigerian newspapers that claimed that certain American black radicals were CIA operatives. Karenga publicly denounced the idea saying Africans must stop generalizing about the loyalties and motives of Afro-Americans including the widespread suspicion of black Americans being CIA agents." In a 1995 interview with Ethnic NewsWatch Karenga matter-of-factly explained that the forces out to get O.J. Simpson for the framed murder of two whites included: the FBI the CIA the State Department Interpol the Chicago Police Department and so on. Karenga should know about FBI infiltration. (He further noted that the evidence against O.J. did not eliminate unreasonable doubt -- an interesting standard of proof.) Now we know: The FBI fueled the bloody rivalry between the Panthers and United Slaves. In one barbarous outburst Karengas United Slaves shot two Black Panthers to death on the UCLA campus: Al Bunchy Carter and John Huggins. Karenga himself served time a useful stepping-stone for his current position as a black studies professor at California State University at Long Beach. (Speaking of which Rep. Paul Ryan certainly is right about what a fantastic job his mentor Jack Kemp did reaching out to all those socially conservative minorities. Look at how California has swung decisively to the right since Kemp started all that outreach stuff. Good luck winning California now Democrats!) Back to the esteemed Cal State professor: Karengas invented holiday is a nutty blend of schmaltzy 60s rhetoric black racism and Marxism. The seven principles of Kwanzaa are the very same seven principles of the Symbionese Liberation Army another invention of The Worst Generation. In 1974 Patty Hearst kidnap victim-cum-SLA revolutionary posed next to the banner of her alleged captors a seven-headed cobra. Each snakehead stood for one of the SLAs revolutionary principles: Umoja Kujichagulia Ujima Ujamaa Nia Kuumba and Imani. These are the exact same seven principles of Kwanzaa. Kwanzaa praises collectivism in every possible area of life -- economics work personality even litter removal. (Kuumba: Everyone should strive to improve the community and make it more beautiful.) It takes a village to raise a police snitch. When Karenga was asked to distinguish Kawaida the philosophy underlying Kwanzaa from classical Marxism he essentially said that under Kawaida we also hate whites. (And heres something interesting: Kawaida Kwanzaa and Kuumba are also the only three Kardashian sisters not to have their own shows on the E! network.) While taking the best of early Chinese and Cuban socialism -- excluding one hopes the mass murder forced abortions imprisonment of homosexuals and forced labor -- Karenga said Kawaida practitioners believe ones racial identity determines life conditions life chances and self-understanding." Theres an inclusive philosophy for you! Kwanzaa was the result of a 60s psychosis grafted onto the black community. Liberals have become so mesmerized by multicultural gibberish that they have forgotten the real history of Kwanzaa and Karengas United Slaves -- the violence the Marxism the insanity. Most absurdly for leftists anyway they have forgotten the FBIs tacit encouragement of this murderous black nationalist cult founded by the father of Kwanzaa. Kwanzaa emerged not from Africa but from the FBIs COINTELPRO. Sing to Jingle Bells": Kwanzaa bells dashikis sell Whitey has to pay; Burning shooting oh what fun On this made-up holiday! Only white liberals take Kwanzaa seriously. American blacks celebrate Christmas.