The Great Hijab Cover-Up

By Ann Coulter Forget fake news; the real issue is fake hate." Has there been one (1) documented hate crime committed by white people against any hue in the Rainbow Coalition since Nov. 8? Thats out of the 9456723 hate crimes alleged by Americas leading hate group the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC). The SPLC is to hate what Rolling Stone is to rape. It is the biggest peddler of fantasies since Walt Disney. Ive read through dozens of SPLC hate crimes and they are all lies. The Muslim girls in particular seem to be very spirited liars. Since the election there have been vivid stories from across the nation of Trump supporters tearing off Muslim girls hijabs -- at the University of Michigan (since retracted) Louisiana State University (also retracted) San Diego State University (that too was retracted) the New York City subway (again: retracted) and the University of New Mexico (no witnesses wont reveal attackers name or report the incident for investigation). The main take-away from all these stories is: We sure have taken in a lot of Muslims! They seem to have trouble assimilating to American laws about not committing mass murder but the good news is when it comes to Americas culture of victimhood they assimilate like fish to water! This isnt mass psychogenic illness like when cheerleaders at the same high school all develop tics. Its not even the Salem witch trials. At least the Salem witch-hunters believed in witches. The Muslim hoaxers are lying and they know theyre lying. Otherwise theyd leave the country. If Muslims want to convince me that theyre living in abject fear in Trumps America instead of rushing to the media somebodys got to leave. Ive heard endless stories about the reign of terror against Muslims but have yet to hear of one single Muslim -- much less a wave of Muslims -- moving out of the United States. Its not as if they get depressed at the thought of abandoning the old ancestral home where their great-grandparents are buried. They just got here! If any Muslim were at risk of so much as a dyspeptic look from white Americans theres emigration as well as immigration. But to the contrary we cant keep them out! They get huffy and give indignant speeches at the Democratic National Convention at the suggestion of a mere pause in Muslim immigration. The greatest fear of Muslims these days is that they wont be home when the Today show calls and will miss the opportunity to regale credulous hosts with stories about their victimization at the hands of white American men (whose great-grandparents are buried here). The left has gone so insane that the SPLC the main propagator of fake hate crimes is the medias go-to expert on hate. SPLC spokesmen appear on TV and defame all the people they hate: whites Christians Trump supporters cops frat boys and so on. The SPLC is like the cult awareness groups taken over by Scientologists. Terrified parents would call for help in rescuing their kids from Scientology and be told No Scientology is not a cult. With the SPLC the hate watch group is the hater. Unlike some toothless nobody claiming to be a member of the ALL-POWERFUL KU KLUX KLAN the SPLCs slanders are instantly amplified by the media megaphone in somber interviews conducted by the most easily fooled people in the universe American journalists. Breitbart Daily Caller and others have done a great job collecting the hoax hate crimes since the election but we need a central clearinghouse to keep up with the volume. How about someone found the Northern Poverty Law Center (NPLC) to document actual hate crimes and expose the hoaxes being spit out on an assembly line by the SPLC? Maybe the Koch brothers could get back in Trumps good graces by funding this much-needed service. The soon-to-exist NPLC ought to be in the Rolodexes of every media organization so they can stop reporting fake news and start covering the real hate crimes currently ignored by the press. The only incidents of actual hate since the election have been entirely in one direction: against (mostly white) Trump supporters. This isnt surprising given the climate of hate being spread by the media. As illustrated on the website of the NPLC (coming soon!) we arent dealing with a Reichstag fire designed to generate hate toward white male Trump supporters. Its been Reichstag fire after Reichstag fire. At this point any claim of hate directed at Muslims blacks gays or Hispanics by Trump supporters should be treated as if its a UFO sighting: presumed false unless documented with irrefutable evidence. But until the NPLC is up and running here are some tips for journalists: -- Real hate crimes do not begin with laughably implausible scenarios. Try to use a modicum of common sense. -- They are almost always captured on videotape or at least are seen by actual witnesses who give statements to the police. Lachrymose accounts posted on Facebook do not constitute evidence. -- They generally result in medical treatment and arrests. The Trump Justice Department needs to create an office that will serve as a liaison with this new civil rights organization the Northern Poverty Law Center. Because eradicating hate is Job No. 1!